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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garçon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

GRAPES WE CAN'T PRONOUNCE/ August 2017

GRAPES WE CAN'T PRONOUNCE/ August 2017

Oh hey!

A new spot where we feature all the wines we drink at our parties, so you can remember them when you're in New York and the four horsemen somm asks you what u like. #GWSTUFFDUH!!!

The wines and their posters. We try to capture the spirit of each wine with a new name and some totally professional painting. What were your favourites? Tell us everything. Want a case? We can help with that. x

 

The full line up.

The full line up.

1. Disznókó Tokaji Dry Furmint aka HUNGARIAN MARGARITA

here she is! 

here she is! 

2. Weingut Hauck 'Kunststuck' Auxerrois AKA HILDEGARD'S RHINE VISION

mmmmmmmmm German Auxerrois yes aromatic perfection!

mmmmmmmmm German Auxerrois yes aromatic perfection!

 

3. Gut Oggau Theodora AKA BURGENLAND MADELEINE 

she's looking at u 

she's looking at u 

pert and likable! 

pert and likable! 

4. Domaine Vico Rose aka CORSICAN FLAMINGO

nielluccio grape tastes 

nielluccio grape tastes 

#roseallday

#roseallday

5. Aprhos 'Pan' sparkling Vinhaō aka PORTUGUESE RED FLESH

who doesn't want to drink sparkling red tho?

who doesn't want to drink sparkling red tho?

6. Marani Satrapezo Rkatsiteli aka QVEVRI-SUCKLE

what was drinking like in the Neolithic time?! #likethis 

what was drinking like in the Neolithic time?! #likethis 

okay

okay

7. Elisabetta Foradori 'Fuoripista' Pinot Grigio aka TRENTINO MOUNTAIN TEA

she is our hero and we love her. 8 months (!) on skins = pretty, serious, wild. #same

she is our hero and we love her. 8 months (!) on skins = pretty, serious, wild. #same

8. Louis-Antoine Luyt Huasa Pais aka CHILEAN TOOTH GAP 

ugh this wine has all the right kind of wrong. 220 year old pais vines like no big deal.

ugh this wine has all the right kind of wrong. 220 year old pais vines like no big deal.

we get it, you're hot.

we get it, you're hot.

9. Catallo Calabretta 'Ciro' Gaglioppo aka SPICY CALBRIAN NONNA

YAY! Thank you everyone who made it out! #alwayscastingspells

all GW art parties fuelled by Superpoint Pizza. 

all GW art parties fuelled by Superpoint Pizza.