Finding Nîmo. Nîmo is a very full bodied fish you can smell and taste! BUY THIS THING.
Also find the cheaper LCBO little sister here!
LCBO & U! The time has come for our weekly feature helping you sort through the murky swamp of Business Man juice to find the wine gems that snuck through the corporate rigamarole! ✨🌹 Okay so it's cold right? Sometimes you want a big ass red that warms your bones and loosens your lips. May we introduce an important category! WINES YOU CAN SMELL AND TASTE. Ron asked for this and we think it is adorable! It doesn't really make sense, but it also does! Oh yeah! SMELL anddddd taste. Lololol. Big is back and she's beautiful. Okay so please stop imbibing sweet garbage juice from California, Argentina and Australia that is the soda pop of wine. Things like cupcake, apothic, fusion actually have a tablespoon of added sugar PER GLASS and a whole pile of scary additives we can't pronounce! I know you want a promiscuous little red, you lush! We forgive you! But try this!!! Michel Gassier gives so many fucks and makes beautiful wines in Costières de Nîmes! Costières is super fun to say and you get to use that special accent that makes you look superrrr international. I feel like there is a finding Nîmo joke in here, but I'm going to leave it! Basically any wine from a small town in the southern Rhone/ Provence-y area is going to probably be delicious and richhhhhhh, but not for rich people because they offer excellent value for a crap ton of flavour! The Mediterranean soil is passionate and it would like your number! Unctuous and intoxicating (literally and figuratively!). Dark and steamy. Mulberry, bruised violets, iron, old balsamic. It is thick and easy and you should probably buy two bottles. Michel believes each wine should be a voyage of the senses and achieving this equilibrium creates the meaning of his life. THE MEANING OF THIS MAN'S LIFE IS FOR SALE IN A MONOPOLY STORE! Wow! You are welcome! $24.95 at the LCBO for the JT - their top cuvée. $20 for their Vielles Vignes which would also be very good just a little less big and juicy! Pair it with big ass meat or pasta or an empty stomach and bad decisions. We love you. #LCBOANDU#VINTAGES #GRAPEWITCHES <dedicated to our new friend Ron!>