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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garçon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Be Cool, Drink Gruner. A tale from Krysta's past and a lovely wine.

Be Cool, Drink Gruner. A tale from Krysta's past and a lovely wine.

LCBO & U!!!! Loimer Gruner, $21.95 available all over the place. 😍🍇🙏

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Morning sweet doves! It's me, Krysta! It is cold outside, but spring is maybe coming and you should drink this perfect potion when it does/ to call it to being. 🌱✨ Your 20's can be a weird time!!! Mine were! Maybe Nicole's too!!! She is almost not in them, so please make these last moments even stranger!! ⏳💕✨ One night after work I drove down to New York with my secret boyfriend to eat & drink as much incredible food & wine as we could handle in 24 hours. We went to some spots where people were doing stuff too see what was up... Grüner Veltliner was up! All the wildly experimental restaurants like WD50 that made beardy chef-bros swoon had TENS of Grüners on their wine lists - like as many as they had of Chardonnays! Weird! 👾

Look at Loimer! What a modern paradise! 

Look at Loimer! What a modern paradise! 

My love with my top secret boyfriend was eventually doomed but I didn't know it yet. Who cares!!!! 👯Whatever, I was young and impetuous! I came back to Toronto feeling pretty jazzed about life and this cool Austrian grape which is peppery, herbaceous, and extremely food friendly. Illustrious critics describe it as the ideal sandwich wine! Fred Loimer's Grüner Veltliner from Kamptal in Austria was one of the first wine purchases I made as a buyer for restaurants (thanks Bernard at Le Sommelier agency!!)and I have loved this wine 4 what seems like forever. 👅👌 It's a witches potion for real - savoury, full bodied, full of spicy whie pepper and herbs Intriguing! A spicy white to charm and surprise you. An adventure if it's your first taste because it's like nothing you've tried before, but an easy place to return to once you've had a lick or two. You can find it all over the place! #lcboandu #krystaslovers #ourtwenties

Raspberry Bath: a deliciously well-priced Spanish wine region to get to know. MONSANT, I CANT! (you can)

Raspberry Bath: a deliciously well-priced Spanish wine region to get to know. MONSANT, I CANT! (you can)

Nicole's Ex-Boyfriend Re-Incarnated as a Tuscan Sangiovese #normal

Nicole's Ex-Boyfriend Re-Incarnated as a Tuscan Sangiovese #normal