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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garçon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Sherry: It's Scary! But Worth It. Try dis.

Sherry: It's Scary! But Worth It. Try dis.

LCBO & U part 2!!!! Magical, mystical Bodegas Robles 'Piedra Luenga' Fino.

so pretty! also good tasting! 

so pretty! also good tasting! 

We know, sherry is pretty scary! Take our hand, sweet dove! ✋️ Fino is the driest and palest of them all. There is an insane range of sherries from refreshing Fino & Manzanilla to nutty caramely Oloroso and sticky sweet PX. It is made near the Atlantic Ocean south of Seville on the way to Gibraltar. This one is UNFORTIFIED, dry Pedro Ximenez - that's the grape that also sounds like a cool, sexy dad, and also tastes very aromatic and delicious! It spends two years in American buttes (buttes haha 🍑!!!) ageing under mysterious flor - natural veil that protects a wine! Like in the Jura! Or in your gut! Let's drink more kombucha! This winery was founded in 1927 when we were children. Now the grandkids are making the wine with respect to tradition and the environment.

cute.

cute.

Also eyes 👀 everywhere! LOOK HOW PRETTY. Fino can be herbaceous, but this is quite zingy. It tastes like the outdoors in the movies and a bit tropical, all pear and grilled pineapple. Get away from us mixologists!! This one is for drinking PURO, not disguised in your very trendy "low-octane" Fino sours 😒😓🙄 but in an elegant wine glass surrounded by your best babes. Quirky, crushable, in our glasses 2nite. #LCBOandU #sherry#buttejokes #cutebutte #wereflored

Franciacorta: Italy's Champagne With Less Attitude! #croissantsandpossibilities

Franciacorta: Italy's Champagne With Less Attitude! #croissantsandpossibilities

Raspberry Bath: a deliciously well-priced Spanish wine region to get to know. MONSANT, I CANT! (you can)

Raspberry Bath: a deliciously well-priced Spanish wine region to get to know. MONSANT, I CANT! (you can)