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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garΓ§on) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Lees is More! Crush on Muscadet

Lees is More! Crush on Muscadet

LCBO & U!! No strike, a long weekend (celebrating Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ and everything that came before her) = time for a sweet outdoor drank! ✨ β™₯️We're crushing so hard on the Loire, is it obvious!??? β™₯️Like instagram refreshing, three dots text staring, Carly-Rae Jepsen singing kind of crush. *run away with us??* πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸŽπŸ’“

who wouldn't want to dance with her?

who wouldn't want to dance with her?

We hope we see you on Monday JULY 10TH (two Mondays!!) for our French wedding aka LOIRE PARTY πŸŽ‰ @montgomerys.restaurant. πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸ₯‚πŸΎBut like WE DON'T NEED TO WAIT FOR A LIL AMUSE BOUCHE. πŸ’ƒ Sometimes you have no money. It doesn't mean you need to go to the wine rack with a mask on. #SAYNOTOTHERACK. πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ»πŸ™…πŸΌπŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸΎπŸ™…πŸΏ After travelling so much - spending all our money on oyster mountains, fancy bottles and our totally normal and healthy cheese addition πŸ§€ - we're poor as mice, but still thirsty! 🐭 The answer is cheap and cheerful Muscadet! πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ¨ In the far western part of the Loire near the ocean they grow Melon de Bourgogne - a grape that started v rich and fancy in burgundy πŸ™„ and ran away to take up surfing and start a cute vintage store LEES IS MORE. #winejoke#sorry πŸ€— Some is very serious and age worthy, but most of it is PERFECTLY CRUSHABLE right now! πŸ˜‹Way more interesting than a Pinot Grigio at a similar price, and so elegant and pretty! πŸ’ Fragrant blossoms, salty oceans 🌊 fleshy yet delicate stone fruit πŸ‘ and a margarita lime aciditΓ© that slays 🍈, basically everything we love, and for 13.95! Don't mind if we doooooo! πŸ˜‹ La Cave du Coudray Muscadet sur lie from the magical vineyards south of Nantes for #lcboandu✨✨✨#alwayscastingspells

NUTTY CHARD from the mystical Jura!

NUTTY CHARD from the mystical Jura!

Nova Scotia Teen Dream Maniac, (illegal) Park Juice

Nova Scotia Teen Dream Maniac, (illegal) Park Juice