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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garรงon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Bruwer's South African Starlet

Bruwer's South African Starlet

LCBO & U! ๐Ÿ˜‹ Earlier this summer @bruwer_raats came to Canada whispering secrets of Stellenbosch, Chenin Blanc and his bromance with @normanhardiewinery - we were pretty charmed. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฏโœจ๐Ÿ˜ฝ Earlier today we went to the forest hill (!?) lcbo. We were ID'd (๐Ÿ‘ผ), called ma'am (?!) and then allowed to buy this treat that is widely available and $21.99. Yes!

 okay yes we will. 

okay yes we will. 

๐ŸŒน Chenin Blanc is a mad versatile grape. This one is less like a wild nymph from a French river and more like a sophisticated soccer parent's guilty pleasure ๐ŸŒ white wine - not your typical Chardonnay. Think of it like dark chocolate, full fat yogurt or pizza two days in a row - ultimately a thing to celebrate fully, you silly little chicken!! ๐Ÿฅ What it lacks in acidity it makes up in pure juicy voluptuous pleasure. ๐Ÿ‘  #same ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผAn extravagant flower with a juicy green stalk. ๐Ÿ‘’ There is no cute rat ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ™‰on the label, but we can't drink animal label wine all the time. ๐Ÿ™ƒPairs well with late night pre-eclipse park hangs with secret friends and sushi? ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฟ #normal We ๐Ÿ’›you and think you'll love this.  #lcboandu

Michael Douglas Loves Georgian Wine & Other Delicious Mysteries

Michael Douglas Loves Georgian Wine & Other Delicious Mysteries

Nico's Drop Shot Pinot Noir

Nico's Drop Shot Pinot Noir