Croatian Pleasure Bomb
LCBO AND U! We have Alec at @tennesseetavern to thank for discovering this Croatian pleasure bomb available widely in the general list "other european" section for $12.95. 😽✨🔥 Yes!
Pelješac is a peninsula in southern Dalmatia that looks v beautiful from its Wikipedia page. 🌿 #wedid Haven't had a wine from these parts? Don't worry! They are pros and when you're in the lcbo you don't even have to pronounce them aloud to snatch them from the shelf. #grapeswecantpronounce 🙏 Croatia has made wine for some 2500 years or 70 Beyoncé lifetimes. #wewouldbesolucky 🍇💃🌹 The rest of Croatia makes mostly whites (often combined with sparkling water), but the Dalmatia Coast is a warmer sub-zone and just a paddle ride from Italy over the Adriatic Sea. 🛶🛥🚤🛳⛴🚢 This wine is brought in by one of Ontario's most mysterious importers 🌟 UNITED STARS 🌟. We strongly recommend becoming lost in their strange site and buying most cheap good things they bring in! ⚡️A goldmine for things we can't pronounce that taste (usually) great and leave money to tip that cute barista. 💥 It is often v hard to find out who really makes the wine or what's inside the bottle. Good thing we are professional detectives! 🕵️♀️ This is made by Badel1862 from the Plavac Mali grape - a small flavour explosion of a thing related to Zinfandel, which always tastes to us like the colour purple feels. 👩🎤 This isn't an intellectual drink, but the perfect trashy fall chugger. 🍂🍁🍃😚 A big easy. The pumpkin spice latte of wines. The Forever 21 of back to school purchases. 🍎Recommended with squash soup, lasagna, an overly trendy outfit and new snuggle partners. 🍒 Tons of dark ripe fruit, some brooding 5 o'clock stubble and a bit of horse stable to keep it classy and wild. 🐎🐎🐎 Okay! Spend your money on those new suede boots and drink this cheap donkey wine before our animal party on Monday. 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🐻🐼🐨🐯 DUH we obvi choose an animal wine but so good!!! On Monday so many more at OG party spot @superpoint184. 😺👾🙌 #alwayscastingspells#winewithanimalsonthelabel #lcboandu