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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garΓ§on) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Croatian Pleasure Bomb

Croatian Pleasure Bomb

LCBO AND U! We have Alec at @tennesseetavern to thank for discovering this Croatian pleasure bomb available widely in the general list "other european" section for $12.95. 😽✨πŸ”₯ Yes!

PeljeΕ‘ac is a peninsula in southern Dalmatia that looks v beautiful from its Wikipedia page. 🌿 #wedid Haven't had a wine from these parts? Don't worry! They are pros and when you're in the lcbo you don't even have to pronounce them aloud to snatch them from the shelf. #grapeswecantpronounce πŸ™ Croatia has made wine for some 2500 years or 70 BeyoncΓ© lifetimes. #wewouldbesolucky πŸ‡πŸ’ƒπŸŒΉ The rest of Croatia makes mostly whites (often combined with sparkling water), but the Dalmatia Coast is a warmer sub-zone and just a paddle ride from Italy over the Adriatic Sea. πŸ›ΆπŸ›₯πŸš€πŸ›³β›΄πŸš’ This wine is brought in by one of Ontario's most mysterious importers 🌟 UNITED STARS 🌟. We strongly recommend becoming lost in their strange site and buying most cheap good things they bring in! ⚑️A goldmine for things we can't pronounce that taste (usually) great and leave money to tip that cute barista. πŸ’₯ It is often v hard to find out who really makes the wine or what's inside the bottle. Good thing we are professional detectives! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ This is made by Badel1862 from the Plavac Mali grape - a small flavour explosion of a thing related to Zinfandel, which always tastes to us like the colour purple feels. πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ€ This isn't an intellectual drink, but the perfect trashy fall chugger. πŸ‚πŸπŸƒπŸ˜š A big easy. The pumpkin spice latte of wines. The Forever 21 of back to school purchases. 🍎Recommended with squash soup, lasagna, an overly trendy outfit and new snuggle partners. πŸ’ Tons of dark ripe fruit, some brooding 5 o'clock stubble and a bit of horse stable to keep it classy and wild. 🐎🐎🐎 Okay! Spend your money on those new suede boots and drink this cheap donkey wine before our animal party on Monday. 🐢🐱🐭🐹🐰🐻🐼🐨🐯 DUH we obvi choose an animal wine but so good!!! On Monday so many more at OG party spot @superpoint184. πŸ˜ΊπŸ‘ΎπŸ™Œ #alwayscastingspells#winewithanimalsonthelabel #lcboandu

Scribe-le me this!

Scribe-le me this!

Legally Blonde 3

Legally Blonde 3