Il Falcone is a Bird Label We Endorse.
LCBO AND U. 🚨 What is more scrumptious this wine or the casual arm drape of a wild kitten?? 🐯
That is an impossible question to answer, you barbarian!!! While we are not scientists, we can statistically guarantee this wine, which we bought at Queen’s Quay for $24.95 or 100 25 cent candies, is extremely delicious. 🌙 Rivera is a third generation solar-powered 🌞 winery in Castel Del Monte, Puglia aka the heel of Italy. 👢Being someone’s heel gets a bad reputation. Our heel grounds us in our clomping fashion boots and nuzzles into the moss on barefoot forest walks. 🧝♀️ 👣👣🐾🌲 Italy’s heel makes all kinds of great things like this wine which A) has a falcon on it because the old owner was obsessed with them lol k and B) is made of Nero do Troia an extremely delicious thick piece of a grape guaranteed to make you feel nice about this cool weather. 🙂💕🍇🍷 It will make you say something like “yes it’s cold but now my feet can wear these cool fuzzy socks!”. 😎 “Yes it is cold but now my mouth can drink this at 6:10 pm and no one will judge me as it is dark as night outside”. 👾 He’s a smooth talker with slicked back hair that makes you think that you should slick back your hair. His cologne smells like liquorice and ink and holds to your sweater. When you kiss him, you think, this is what it feeeeeels like to be European. It feels good. 🌹Fat ,violet grapes produce this rich fruited (but not at all sweet!) meaty wine you and your tinder match will 100% consume all of while talking about your experience with birds, your back packing trip to Europe or maybe just what good taste you both have. 🙂🙃😋⚡️ We love Italy. We love the south. We love this wine. #lcboandu #winewithanimalsonthelabel