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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garรงon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Margarita Monday at Red Lobster or This!

Margarita Monday at Red Lobster or This!

LCBO AND U! ๐Ÿ’‹ We looked long and hard at the meagre Dundas and Ossington LCBO selection ๐Ÿ˜ฅand were delighted to be IDโ€™d acquiring this peachy ๐Ÿน slice of happiness (to slurp with our tofurkey and friends).๐Ÿป

Margarita Monday at Red Lobster , she is all salty rim, fake lime juice ๐Ÿˆ (youโ€™re secretly all about) and a peach concentrate ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฏthat is maybe bad for you, but itโ€™s juice okay?? that means fruit ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ and you need 5-7 we think!!?! Albariรฑo is an important grape to have in your pocket book ๐Ÿ“ฒ of grapes that are cheap ๐Ÿ’ช and delicious ๐Ÿ‘…(plus easy to say eveรฑ with the fuรฑ acceรฑt!). โ›„๏ธ Known for its botanical busty fruit ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒบ (peak Instagram backdrop), steely acidity (pilates core) and pleasing bitter flavours ๐Ÿ—ฃ from its thick skins ๐Ÿ‘ and well read perspective.๐Ÿค“ #same ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘พ๐ŸŽƒ This is the kids movie that is secretly for adults. ๐Ÿ‘ป The peach cobbler with pepitas seeds (mmmm!). ๐Ÿ‘ฝ She is not what she appears. ๐Ÿ™… The easy life of the party if you seek a chuggable delight, the conflicted and woke sorority girl working to dismantle the system from within if you peel back her layers. #thematrix ๐ŸŒ Castelo do Mar is in Contado do Tea, a sub-appellation of the renowned Spanish coastal white wine mecca Rรฌas Biaxas. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽฏ She brushes shoulders with the Portuguese border, a cultured bff where the grape also flourishes, often blended in best-bang-for-your-buck vinho verde. s/o worldโ€™s biggest vinho verde lover @miguel__antonio_ we salute you ๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ Donโ€™t believe us?? ๐ŸŽฐ It is a good thing Nicole will be there in just over a week to confirm this Wikipedia entry!!! ๐Ÿ›ซ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ Ps: you are maniacs! Only 4 tickets left for our Halloween education hour at @montgomerys.restaurant. Scoop up your tickets before theyโ€™re gone! Link in bio. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• #lcboandu #alwayscastingspells

Velvet Couches, Cold Nights, Reckless Abandon.

Velvet Couches, Cold Nights, Reckless Abandon.

Drink Frappato. Live Your Life.

Drink Frappato. Live Your Life.