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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garΓ§on) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Michael Douglas Loves Georgian Wine & Other Delicious Mysteries

Michael Douglas Loves Georgian Wine & Other Delicious Mysteries

We bought it for the label, and won the prize! Sometimes the best Saturday night involves having a bath and watching problematic erotic thrillers from the '80s and '90s starring wild witchy women on the edge. πŸ›πŸŒ™πŸ‘―

 hello. it's me. 

hello. it's me. 

For this #normal activity we suggest a wine that's not too expensive, that takes you a little out of your comfort zone (did she really just do that? Who wrote this nutso screenplay? Why is Michael Douglas a romantic lead in all the movies?) but at heart is straight-up delicious and drinkable. Kind of like a fancy Chablis, but instead a 15 dollar Rkatsiteli and Mtsvane blend from Kakheti, Georgia. What???? With 10% aged in oak a potentially super-acidic ruthless killer is transformed into a gorgeous elegant dangerous bombshell... you get what we're trying to say! Tasting notes: πŸ‘πŸšπŸ―πŸπŸ’„πŸŒΈπŸŒŸπŸ‹πŸπŸ‡πŸŒ½πŸŒ°. We'd tell you to get some at the LCBO but there's not a ton and we'll probably buy it all ourselves. Sorry! πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈWe love you but we're bad! #πŸ’•#lcboandu #alwayscastingspells

Legally Blonde 3

Legally Blonde 3

Bruwer's South African Starlet

Bruwer's South African Starlet