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🌹LCBO AND U🌹We are wearing our finest silks for the wedding of the century! 👯Some events cry for a spectacular sensory experience! 🔥🎈✨Enter #lcboandurbroke! 🍾💸

We were as delighted as Spanish badgers to find this skin contact orange delight on the lcbo shelves. What is this magic??? 🍊🍇No oranges, just rebellious Chardonnay grapes who didn't play nice with others so were sequestered in concrete jail for 3 months on their ripe tropical carneros california skins. 🍋🍊🍐🍌🥐🍯🍍🍑🍍This reformed prisoner shows it's racy past, all tropical fruit from that Mexican vacation on the stolen credit card. A scholarly professor hiding an erotic book deal. 🙊Tell us everything! 🐥We are drinking it at the room temperature of a 2008 Ford Focus (she warm) and it's delicious. Sometimes, for the good stuff, fridges are maximalist accessories we forgo for immediate delight.🌾🌙🌸🐝🔥 #alwayscastingspells