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We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garรงon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches.  We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery. 

Scribe-le me this!

Scribe-le me this!

๐ŸŒนLCBO AND U๐ŸŒนWe are wearing our finest silks for the wedding of the century! ๐Ÿ‘ฏSome events cry for a spectacular sensory experience! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽˆโœจEnter #lcboandurbroke! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ธ

We were as delighted as Spanish badgers to find this skin contact orange delight on the lcbo shelves. What is this magic??? ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡No oranges, just rebellious Chardonnay grapes who didn't play nice with others so were sequestered in concrete jail for 3 months on their ripe tropical carneros california skins. ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸThis reformed prisoner shows it's racy past, all tropical fruit from that Mexican vacation on the stolen credit card. A scholarly professor hiding an erotic book deal. ๐Ÿ™ŠTell us everything! ๐ŸฅWe are drinking it at the room temperature of a 2008 Ford Focus (she warm) and it's delicious. Sometimes, for the good stuff, fridges are maximalist accessories we forgo for immediate delight.๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ #alwayscastingspells 

Drink Frappato. Live Your Life.

Drink Frappato. Live Your Life.

Croatian Pleasure Bomb

Croatian Pleasure Bomb