We are Nicole & Krysta, The Grape Witches. We are obsessed with flavour, story telling and natural wine. We throw monthly natural wine events and educational seminars big and small in Toronto. Join us.
Researching for our next Chinese banquet like 🦀🦞⚓️
LCBO and U. 💘 We spend a lot of time whispering about our favourite weird and wild wines from around the world - which we will forever champion - but in the sunny afterglow of Valentine’s Week it is time to admit our longstanding affair with thick and juicy Chardonnay. Like, yeah duh, we also love Chablis - Burgundian chard that tastes like crushed oyster shells and a lemon squeeze, but it is cold and we want to be held by something cozier. A terry robe for our mouth. “Give us mangos and pineapple in the golden sunshine!”, we yell from our baths. @rameywinecellars is one of our favourite classics. A cashmere sweater, a night at the opera, a four seasons brunch, an expensive Italian meal that your lover’s parents pay for, body oil, napping for cats. What we mean is it is unapologetically rich, smooth and goddamn delightful. It is California Chard done right and well worth the $50 LCBO price tag if you can spare 10 small cartons of organic raspberries (that will quickly mould anyway).
👋 If you think you hate oak, we assure you that balanced oak - especially with a grape like Chardonnay - is a damn delight that adds texture, weight and complexity. It is real butter. It is a classic steakhouse. It is rly good perfume. It is lobster in the sun. It is Ramey in the snow. ✨ Finally, a wine you and your mom can enjoy together. #lcboandu
We are DANCING! Best vibes natural wine much music video dance party is hapeninggg. Come through! No line and room for walk ins! 201 Geary. Cold out there, warm in here. 😽🔥🌹🥰
See you tonight!!! 💕💕💕💕✨🌹
It is blowing snow, our socks are wet, and our Valentine’s Day dance is literally tomorrow, but we wanted 2 let u know we have officially BOOKED our second annual natural wine booze cruise in August. This is your six month warning. 🐬
How we feel thinking about our natural wine soaked 90s/00s Valentine’s @muchmusic video dance party THIS THURSDAY. 💕✨ A handful of tickets incomprehensibly remain! 🌿 Link in bio. Let’s dance. 📷 @round.animals
Latest newsletter ft. all our favourite things is live. 💕✨ 🔗 in bio. 📷: @pbcrosby
We endorse this meme by @fakeyeezyboosts and acknowledge that all of the wine we have been pouring is in fact this. 😔 It’s been a good run. 👋
PSA our @muchmusic video dance party is back this valentine’s day for THIRST TRAP, our 90s/ 00s dream dance. 🎀 Newsletter tomorrow. 🌿 Scoop up tickets for education hour and the main event in our bio before they’re goneeeee!🥰 It’ll be like high school, but with cooler clothes and better wines and more competent make outs. 💘 #thirsttrap #nicewineinaniceplace
Shopping for our Valentine’s Day Much Music Video Dance like 💘 Tix in bio. 👋🙂