We are Nicole (witch name, la petite garçon) & Krysta (witch name, kika), but prefer if you refer to us by our maiden name, The Grape Witches. We live and breathe the best wine and magic. Together our coven is deliciously unstoppable. Events. Reviews. Sorcery.
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LCBO AND U! JOSHUA TREE AND U! Sometimes you are somewhere random and you need a thimble to drink. 🍷 Your standards are low: you’re in a grocery store in Sarnia, you’re at a corner store in Yucca Valley, you’re in a strip mall in Southfield, Michigan. In times like these it’s good to have an OLD FAITHFUL. A college boyfriend who wasn’t your everything, but damn was a pleasant sip that got you on your way to your sweet ass life now. You wouldn’t be who you are now without their comforting paw. 🐾 Meet one of ours. Louis Jadot Beaujolais is terribly fine Gamay you can find whether happy or sad at most stores they sell half decent wine and plenty o snax. It is light and airy, a spicy little minx who doesn’t ask too many questions and just makes you feel fun! 😋 You are fun. 💅🏻 Serve it chilled out of dixie cups or a bit too warm at your Aunt Shirley’s 65th birthday. The Villages version - a bit fancier! - is at LCBO vintages everywhere and also at the Joshua Tree Vons for less than two jiffy pops or a commemorative mug, which we also purchased. 🌵 Also! Our bowling party with @lakeinez is TWO WEEKS today!! 🏆🎳We will be giving a few tickets away next week PLUS a handful of education hour spots remain (with bowling after or nah!). 🎉 Take our hands 🐾 and make some memories. #lcboandu #joshuatreeandu #yuccabowl
Collaborating with the @drakeonefifty for international women’s day! Join us to taste through six rad wines made by 6 rad women on Sunday March 11th. All profits - aka every cent not spent on wine - will be donated to @sisteringto. ❤️ Link in bio. Join us. 🙂💕🍇
Are you up because we are nottttttt. What an insane little party! We have seen the sun rise and the birds stir! Nature is powerful and so is community and natural wine, as well as our relationship with you! Can’t wait to welcome you here for our April GW rave. UGH we are going to stuff it with such treasures!!!! More info soonnnnnn. Come learn, live and laugh with us we are just getting started. 🙂❣️❣️❣️❣️ #alwayscastingspells #lookingcutetired
These kids are about to open a dream wine bar and I’m so proud of them. 💕✨🍇 -n
After Xarello in your home we recommend.... 😋 #nicewineinaniceplace
LCBO AND U! This week felt like spring. 🙂🌷🌿 We are celebrating with a wine that tastes like spring and costs less than two small phos, which combine to be $16.95, it’s a great deal on both! The Alta Alella PB is named not after a controversial nut butter or American lumberjack Paul Bunyon, but after Pansa Blanca aka Xarello, one of our favourite Spanish grapes, most often seen in Cava, but increasingly made into floral and textured still white wines. 🌛 Here it is made from organic grapes grown two kilometres from the Mediterranean Sea, which sounds like a pretty nice spot to be raised. 🐙 No oak at all for our beach babe, just the prettiest peach of a wine bursting with freshly squeezed lime, salty oyster brine, ripe apples and pears grilled on an open flame by a handsome person with whom you share no common language and general pretty and thrilling things like that. 🌞 Refreshing and hopeful. Light and easy. Would drink again! ✨ #lcboandu
Filming done hang with us!!!
Hanging with @vice at @bar_volo come drink pet nat and orange wines and perfect beer with us! Here till 2. 👋🙂⚡️🍇💕❤️🔥👯♂️
Party tonight @bar_volo :) 7 P till late come dance with us with a fistful of orange wine and lambic beer. ✌️🙂💕 Live performances by @strangerobotix + @hmgwy. Spell by @kristamariestarr including cauldron and fire. TV filming so wear something cute. Valentine’s is over time to meet a new crush. 🌹🌹🌹