Pinot Noir & Chardonnay, Champagne, France

Look past the weirdly-affixed label & discover the saintly pleasures of this incredibly priced grower Champagne from the Southern Aube region! This salty & savoury delight is smack dab in the middle of the Champagne spectrum — on one end, salty & fresh, and on the other, savoury & rich — so you're really getting the best of both worlds, why choose! Think almond brittle, salted caramels, oyster shell, lightning-emoji acidity & fine, creamy mousse to soften some of those angular edges. No need for an occasion to open this bad boy up, you are the occasion, darling.