'You F&@K My Wine'

Regular price $34
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  • Freaky Level 2
    Traditional with a twist.
  • Weekday Bangers
    Tuesday-friendly with incredible value under $35.
  • Juicy & Medium Bodied
    Smooth with fruit and structure.
  • Fruit Forward
    All! The! Fruits! Think apples, ripe berry and fresh citrus.
  • GWI
    Imported through our agency, Grape Witch Imports. Our favourite producers & hottest deals.
  • Staff Pick
    Our favourite bottles of the moment.
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'You F&@K My Wine'

Regular price $34
/
  • Freaky Level 2
    Traditional with a twist.
  • Weekday Bangers
    Tuesday-friendly with incredible value under $35.
  • Juicy & Medium Bodied
    Smooth with fruit and structure.
  • Fruit Forward
    All! The! Fruits! Think apples, ripe berry and fresh citrus.
  • GWI
    Imported through our agency, Grape Witch Imports. Our favourite producers & hottest deals.
  • Staff Pick
    Our favourite bottles of the moment.
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Jurançon Noir & Malbec, Cahors, France

You F&@k My Wine follows in the great tradition of winemakers passive-aggressively giving the finger to their given geographical authorities. In the case of this juicy red blend, it was declassified from Cahors AOC due to the inclusion of Jouves’ favourite regional grape, Jurançon Noir, leading to Jouves eschewing the appell. . .

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Jurançon Noir & Malbec, Cahors, France

You F&@k My Wine follows in the great tradition of winemakers passive-aggressively giving the finger to their given geographical authorities. In the case of this juicy red blend, it was declassified from Cahors AOC due to the inclusion of Jouves’ favourite regional grape, Jurançon Noir, leading to Jouves eschewing the appellation entirely, opting instead to live life as a Vin de France, which as we all know, have more fun anyways. Made from a single, half-hectare plot, this biodynamic blend was fermented and aged for 6 months in concrete tank. Glossy, effortless and gently rustic with layers of dark, billowing fruit and notes of scratch & sniff cherry, raspberry seed, black pepper and a whiff of milk chocolate. With soft, supple & succulent tannins, put a chill on this rascal and enjoy with the trashiest television you can muster – it’s your time to become a Real Housewife! 


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Jurançon Noir & Malbec, Cahors, France

You F&@k My Wine follows in the great tradition of winemakers passive-aggressively giving t. . .

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Jurançon Noir & Malbec, Cahors, France

You F&@k My Wine follows in the great tradition of winemakers passive-aggressively giving the finger to their given geographical authorities. In the case of this juicy red blend, it was declassified from Cahors AOC due to the inclusion of Jouves’ favourite regional grape, Jurançon Noir, leading to Jouves eschewing the appellation entirely, opting instead to live life as a Vin de France, which as we all know, have more fun anyways. Made from a single, half-hectare plot, this biodynamic blend was fermented and aged for 6 months in concrete tank. Glossy, effortless and gently rustic with layers of dark, billowing fruit and notes of scratch & sniff cherry, raspberry seed, black pepper and a whiff of milk chocolate. With soft, supple & succulent tannins, put a chill on this rascal and enjoy with the trashiest television you can muster – it’s your time to become a Real Housewife! 


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$34
Number of Bottles
  • In stock
  • Inventory on the way

Free pick up at our shop (1247 Dundas Street West) or delivery across Ontario in 2-5 business days for $10 - $20 flat rate depending on region. We offer free delivery for M postal codes over $150, and over $250 in the rest of Ontario.* Please note we do not deliver on Sundays. 

*Although we will always do our best to offer free shipping when possible, customers in especially remote locations may be contacted for additional delivery fees.

We don't know if you've heard this, but Canada is a truly WILD place to import wine. Each province is it's own country with super strict rules. For ages, so much of the very best natural wine never made it into the province. That is changing in such an exciting way. We started our own import company to bring you some of our very favourite wines from around the world at the sharpest prices - this allows us to travel, fall in love with a wine, and bring right to your doorstep without a middle person. Put simply, as the importer, we shave one layer off the supply chain. We offer these sweet wholesale discounts when you bundle. From 1, 3 to 6 packs you'll find serious savings. The GWI sticker - Grape Witch Imports - means not only that we strongly stand behind the producer, it also means you won't find a better deal anywhere else in town. It also allows us to source many wines just for the shop - you'll find Ontario exclusives marked GWIE - Grape Witch Import Exclusive. Are you a licensee or producer looking to join our imports roster? Send us an email at hello@grapewitchimports.com